Sheila came to us for a diagnosis of a rather indescribable pain. Our medical experts snapped into action, poking and prodding her dainty cavities with the greatest of care. Who knew that she really wanted our flesh stethoscopes a little lower-- to investigate her lonely clitoris! We geared up for an internal investigation and pounded the pain out of her front and back sides in a thrilling display of "bedside manner"!